Want to earn $28,000 in 4 months, anyone? A step-by-step guide.

OK, so I know you’re reading the title of this article and already blowing it off in favor of some other more interesting topic like how Kazakhstan loves Borat, or how to use Google to find illegal music files. Yes, learning how one man has managed to tick off an entire country is very interesting. But unless you file a class action law suit (along with thousands of angry Kazakhstanians) against the brillow-pad-headed comedian, learning about Sacha Baron Cohen's diplomacy problems is not making you any money. How then, you ask, is reading this article going to accomplish that goal of some day having Robin Leach describe your vast estate to awe-struck cable TV viewers in his rich, suave voice? Well, technically speaking, just reading this post won’t get you very far. However, it’s not a bad first step. The rest is as follows…

How many of you have heard the terms home-based business, direct sales, network marketing, or multi-level marketing? Please raise your hands. Undoubtedly many of you may have even been involved with these types of businesses before. My spider senses tell me that whether you have tried to start your own business previously or not, the fact that you are reading this article probably means that you haven’t struck it rich. Yet. Before you roll your eyes in disgust and mutter something about, “not another one of these,” under your breath, stay with me just a little bit longer.

Yes, what I am about to describe to you is a legitimate and proven way to make money. Don’t worry, I’m not about to hand you a sack of magic beans and tell you to toss them out of your window under a full moon in order to reap your fortune. On the contrary, the following steps require work – go figure...this is a real business – but the rewards are more than worth a little elbow grease. In fact, short of having a couple million dollars to put into a short-term CD, or tricking your rich uncle with all the cats to write you into his will, there’s really not many ways to make that type of money so quickly. “What about my summer job as a pest control salesman?” you ask. Although you may be able to bug (pun sadly intended) enough people through a summer of sweat and toil to bring in a comparable lump sum, once your four months of labor is over your money train is gone. The beauty of this business is leverage. After executing the soon-to-be-unfolded, duplicatable plan of attack, your month five earnings could reach as high as $50,000. Lest you scoff, note that this is a residual paycheck. In other words, you’d be making a cool $50K EVERY month. I repeat...$50K EVERY month. “Alright, stop your jawing and get on to the details,” you say. Here’s how this goes down:

This lucrative program for the highly motivated is called My 10 Friends. I’d have to bet that even Mr. Rogers (may he rest in peace) would approve as the key to success here is to start by finding 10 good people (call them your friends, or even neighbors, if you will) who you’d love to work with and who would be as equally dedicated as you to reaching a goal. Finding the right people is crucially important, as again, the name of the game is leverage. For those of you who are already lamenting the fact that you only know all 10 of your friends by their chat room aliases, fear not. This program can still work, even if you can only convince the mail man and that not-yet-deceased rich uncle with all the cats to join you in the endeavor at first. With a little time and perseverance, I trust that your charm, wit, and general good looks will win through in the end. Once the difficult work is done, the business behind the program is really quite simple. I could ramble on, but I’ll send you straight to the source from here to get the rest of the details. Simply go to http://www.my10friends (or http://www.mis10amigos.com for our Spanish-speaking amigos). Best of luck!

Wait...you're still here?? Click the link already! Oh, and don't forget to talk to your uncle about his will, too, just in case. A solid backup plan never hurt anyone.